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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
2/4/2017 11:26 am
I Heard It In Church


In church last week an elderly couple sat in front of me.

The wife turned to the husband and whispered, "I just blew a silent fart. What should I do?'

The husband replied, "Get new batteries for your hearing aids."