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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
12/13/2016 11:31 am
Heaven


Obama, Clinton and Trump are all standing before God in heaven To see if any of them are eligible to enter, God devises a test.

First he asks Obama, "What do you believe?"

Obama says, "I believe in hard work, the goodness of my fellow man and trying to do what's best for my country. I've been lucky, but I also worked hard."

God tells him to enter and then turns to Hillary Clinton. "What do you believe?'

Clinton says, "Like Mr. Obama, I believe in hard work. All my life I tried to better the lives of my fellow Americans. I've been lucky, too, but I also worked hard to get where I'm at."

God lets her enter and then turns to Trump. "And what do you believe?"

Trump says, "I believe you're in my seat."

wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
12/13/2016 11:33 am

This would be


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
12/13/2016 11:33 am

funny if it


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
12/13/2016 11:33 am

weren't so close


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
12/13/2016 11:34 am

to the truth.


woodster4 52M
457 posts
12/13/2016 1:48 pm

Sadly, I can see him feeling that way........when you're born with a fist full of money, the mindset is instilled. Once again, sad.......


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
12/13/2016 1:55 pm

Sad, but closer to the truth than any of us realize. Trump spells trouble.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

12/13/2016 5:32 pm

And President Elect TRUMP has the il-fated libtards in denial and remorse for loosing, totally incapable of self evaluation as to why Crooked Hillary lost. Blame the Russians, blame the FBI any one or anything except the simple fact they ran a malignant felon for the Whitehouse rather than toss her in jail where she belongs. Despite Clinton spending $534,352,332 to buy me off I and 62,916,236 other United States Citizens agree that she should be locked up.


foreskin4u2 76M  
51 posts
12/14/2016 5:40 am

Osama and Billary never worked a day in their entire lives.