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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
4/14/2016 11:31 am
Makes Sense to Me


One cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the news when the announcer said, "We're expecting 10 to 14 inches of snow today, so be sure to park your cars on the odd side of the street so the plows can get through."

The wife, being a good citizen, put on her heavy coat and moved her car to the odd side of the street.

The next day the announcer said, "We're expecting another 6 to 8 inches of snow today, so be sure to move your cars to the even side of the street so the plows can get through."

The wife, being a good citizen, put on her heavy coat and moved her car to the even side of the street.

The next morning the announcer said, We're expecting another 5 to 9 inches of snow today, so..." and the power suddenly went out.

The wife became panicky and said, "What should I do? I don't know what side of the street to move my car to."

Well, Dear," her husband said, "why don't you just leave it in the garage today?"

Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
4/14/2016 2:58 pm

That was a good one, wc. Keep 'em cummin!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

4/14/2016 8:19 pm

has to be blond..............


LckurnutsI 60M

4/30/2016 4:50 pm

..Hope youe ARE kidding