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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
10/8/2015 4:13 pm
When You're over 70 Who Gives a Shit (part 1)


I was at a bar the other night when this fat, ugly woman comes over to me and grabs my ass.

"You're kinda cute," she says. "Got a phone number?"

So I say, "Got a pen?"

And she says, "Yes."

Then I say, "Well, shouldn't you be getting back into it before the farmer misses you?"

It cost me a few teeth, but it was worth it.

OnDaFence 36M/44M

10/8/2015 7:17 pm

That might come in very handy here in Iowa..............


jrodd 65M
4396 posts
10/8/2015 9:26 pm

The farmers in the pig pen I think the woman probably looks worse.lol


LckurnutsI 60M

10/10/2015 9:37 am