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wcfields2009 78M
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11/6/2014 3:58 am
Home Schooled


Most of my generation was home schooled but didn't know it at the time.

1,. My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me religion. "You better pray that will come out of my carpet."

3. My father taught me about time travel. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My father taught me logic. "Because I said so; that's why."

5. My mother taught me more logic. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me foresight. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me irony. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of osmosis. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about contortionism, "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

10. My mother taught me about stamina. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about the weather. "That room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about hypocrisy. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate."

There are a lot more things I was home schooled about. I'll tell you them in another blog.