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So That's How He Did It Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at our country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde who knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hung on Bob's arm and listened intently to his every word. All the guys at the club were aghast, so at my very first chance, I cornered him and asked, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob laughed and said, "Girlfriend? She's my wife." I was knocked over, but I managed to ask, "So how'd you manage to persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age," Bob said. "You mean you told her you were only 50?" Bob smiled and said, "No. I told her I was 90." |
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