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Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
12/30/2016 6:00 am

Any takers yet Jack?


_DUH_STORYTELLER
(ZIRGONIAN SMYTH STORYTELLER)
44M

12/30/2016 6:37 pm

Did I hear someone saying DUH ?????


Backwardsguy 57M

12/30/2016 6:40 pm

HUD Overview of Hud, 1963, directed by Martin Ritt, with Paul Newman, Melvyn Douglas, Patricia Neal, ... I think it's about as close to perfect as a movie can get.


CowboysHeSheLvr 54T

12/30/2016 6:46 pm

sorry amy but little pricks don't really interest me much..........but those big pricks certainly do!!!!!


_TOM_JIVE_TURKEY 47M
115 posts
12/30/2016 6:48 pm

well to use wild turkeys, little pricks can become worse than landing in the dark on a sleeping porcupine so that's why for over 125 years now. we all left west texas and the pan handle to settle and roost Brazil where the rubber trees make our crash landings more plausible!!!!


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M

12/30/2016 6:52 pm

Dat Tiffany bride in white sounds hot hot hot..........how id love to have her tongue out my big belly button under some Atlanta underpass!!!


Prof_Beer_Stein_ 81M

12/30/2016 6:55 pm

FYI Most CUSTOMS in Texas are down around the Laredo smuggling tunnels.


GrannyDidDallas 86T

12/30/2016 7:00 pm

this year the COWBOYS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE PATROTS 35 TO 13. SO PENCIL IN

2016 SUPER BOWL LI PREVIEW: The 2017 Super Bowl will be held on Sunday, February 5th at NRG Stadium in Houston, TX. NFG Stadium is the home of the Houston Texans and usually has a capacity of around 71,220 fans, but is expandable to 80,000


OrleansJazzGuy__ 62M

12/30/2016 7:05 pm

I went to Texas once to bring back the body of one of my 37 half brothers.

The sheriff that made me sign to body claim receipt told me he was found wrapped in some 2128 3/4 pounds of heavy chain at the bottom of the RIO Grande and his death was ruled an accident cause he Stole more chain than he could carry!!!!! RIP RUFUS____RIP


PREACHER_NED_SR 67M

12/30/2016 7:20 pm

When I first founded our Religious Order here in Nedsville Utah, we tried to use nuns in our brand new teaching school. But one month after we opened I found the below obscene limericks and sent them packing to go east to Hobokin New Jersey.

THERE ONCE WAS PRIEST FROM SIBERIA
WHO HAD A COMPLEX QUITE INFERIOR

WELL ANYWAY HE DID TO A NUN
WHAT HE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE

AND NOW SHES A MOTHER SUPERIOR!!!


PREACHER_TED 48M

12/30/2016 7:24 pm

Dad I must confess something to you........I told thatt dumb young nun sister Dumbling that my balls were the bells of Saint Marry's and she rang them every night right after candlelights out!


_Dr_Ryan_Wesson 63T

12/30/2016 7:31 pm

wow what a co-inceidence,I once treated a young nun with the last name of Sister Dumbling for severe chapped lips and carpal tunnel of her right hand???

do you suppose???????????????????????????????????????


Chester_Da_Mole 45M

12/30/2016 7:32 pm

sometimes I wonder why I Bother to even stay here in Texas???????


OnDaFence 36M/44M

12/30/2016 8:06 pm

ya know I can see that happening.


saycc 70M
12687 posts
1/1/2017 2:56 pm

Hi Jack. I just checked in out of curiosity. Almost all the bloggers from my days here are gone. I thought I might miss OP, but found out that I don't. Happy New Year. Mike must really miss me. Tell him I said hello.