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OnDaFence 36M/44M

7/25/2015 12:13 pm

I may send this to Santorum and Huckabee!


VILLAGE__IDIOT_ 103M

7/25/2015 2:32 pm

That's not new news by any Stretch?

Leaks ran abound during Water Gate as Deep Throat exposed Tricky Dick Nixon. In ancient times before vulcanized rubber was around (in the shape of dildos) they buried people vertical with feet up.
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Had Briggs and Stratton lawn mowers been around, tons of chopped off piggy toes would have delighted bored house cats.

The Egyptians used Mummy making to prevent unwanted leaks!

And now the most incredible part of these Funeral Home Procedures>

WHEN RIGAMORTIS WAS PRESENT AND STUBBORN ASSHOLES COULD NOT BE BUDGED AND CIRCUS STRONG MEN WOULD HAVE CHARGED $50 AN HOUR PER SIX INCH BRUTE FORCE INSERTION:

BLOW UP DILDOS WERE USED until KY Jelly was invented in 1882!

one time a drunk embalmer got his lips around the wrong end and BLOW JOBS WERE INVENTED..

I am sorry great grandpa Idiot for revealing this long known Idiot family secret! BUTT the truth has to be known......

Now to go pray that I die of DEHYDRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chester_Da_Mole 45M

7/25/2015 3:03 pm

I must admit Jack, that between yourself and some of your most informed about things readers, I've learned more reading your blogs
the past few months, as I did all four years that I spent in Mrs Bartlet's
ninth grade class!

I guess EVERY BODY DOES COUNT....


PREACHER_TED 48M

7/25/2015 3:13 pm

    Quoting  :

and to think we Preachers at our Utah Divinity Site accepted your Canadian money worth 23% less than our American currency for selling you that needed toilet paper.

Yes your rolls of quarters caused us grief carrying them to the bank in the nearest town.

With every ten rolls worth, we included a cute little rubber rat your raccoons could use as a play toy to mutilate and destroy !

FYI there is not a single TV person in our entire complex...

Now to go finish tomorrows main Sermon about not getting close to Sex Toys......................


CowboysHeSheLvr 54T

7/25/2015 3:21 pm

I'm a 100% genuine Hermaphrodite with an asshole, a penis and a vagina.

So would a Funeral Home charge 1/3 more embalmment fees for plugging all three of my holes?

hey Preacher Ted, what are your going rates for your softer than Mr. Wipples Charmin??????


ricks9incher 57M
406 posts
8/1/2015 7:14 am

Ouch! I'm not a bottom by any stretch of the imagination. That booger would impale me...!

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