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When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! |
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 5/28/2008 7:01 pm |
That is just too funny, my friend...too funny..!  Thanks for putting a smile on my face when I needed it."Everyday people are the ones who are making miracles, and it's beautiful. Everyday people, lifting up the world like an answered prayer, I thank God they're there, they're the ones who care" -Reba McEntire & Carol King, Everyday People 
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5/12/2008 11:49 pm |
gees rich i have always said this to myself you have a very funny sence of humor but today,tonight i need to say it out loud you are funny
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5/7/2008 3:08 am |
OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!! it really does prove if you think your job is bad there is someone who's is worse on the other hand this could also be someones dream job too......hhhhmmmm now i am not sure what to think about this all i ponder tea
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5/5/2008 4:05 am |
Always thought I liked my job. But now I definitely know I like my job. 
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 5/2/2008 8:02 am |
Would't be bad if they made different sized therms!
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4/28/2008 11:49 pm |
I love your sense of humor
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4/28/2008 1:48 pm |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sort of makes you glad they outsourced the product to china, eh? i sorta like takin other guys' temperatures, orally they put their thermo meter twixt my lips and after a few minutes, i tell them how hawt they are, lol hugs, michael
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4/27/2008 7:58 pm |
Hey Ricky Makes you wonder the quality control room and what a bunch of sour pusses that have to hear--one more--okay really one more A warm smile and a soft look will turn away wrath even in the face of adversity. .. __________________________________________  Wear a smile today and you will have good success
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4/27/2008 6:51 am |
I know what you mean Ricky! hugs, ron
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4/27/2008 5:53 am |
They could never say their job was a pain in the ass! Good chuckle Ricky, Thanks.. Hugs, Dave
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4/26/2008 11:47 pm |
Your out of your mind Ricky. P.S. Hows the diet going? You looking shvelt?
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4/26/2008 11:40 pm |
oh man -- does one write home about a job like that?
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4/26/2008 10:43 pm |
LOL...I guess things could be worse...LOL. Take care,Later.Hugs. Phil
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4/26/2008 9:23 pm |
Hey Ricky; See how you are?! You post the funny stuff when I'm traveling. Love and I are about to check each others temperatures. Yeah, that's what we're going to do! Thanks for the laugh. Love says hullo! (It's that Singapore/Australian/NYC accent of his.) Hugs; T "Can't means you won't try."
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4/26/2008 9:16 pm |
do both Johnsons try it out, or do they take turns, ya think? seeya, frank
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4/26/2008 8:34 pm |
Honey you made my day ! after a week of stress this is a pleasure, no i think I don't need a rectal temp as i have my own live tester. Thanks any way baby we all love you! paul
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4/26/2008 7:54 pm |
I've brought my own rectal thermometer.. May I insert and check YOUR temp?? I love my job. I love my job! Hugs, Jim
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4/26/2008 7:38 pm |
LOL Ricky, Thanks for the laugh. That must be one hell of a quality control department. I wonder if the folks that have worked there a long time are able to test 10-20 at one time Hugs, Jason Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths that we take. But by the moments that take our breath away.
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4/26/2008 7:28 pm |
LOL That was a good one. Back in the 70's my first job I was an inspector. I inspected tampons.What a job. Larry
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4/26/2008 7:23 pm |
hmmm...on that note who has the job of testing feminine hygiene products? lol Blade
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4/26/2008 4:58 pm |
the rectologist went to the bank...attempted to endorse a check...reached in his pocket...pulled out, (you guessed it), a rectal thermomitor... 'i think i know where my pen is.'
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4/26/2008 4:42 pm |
Ricky, LOL. I love my job! Hugs n Smiles, Steve PS, Hope life is treating you well
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4/26/2008 4:17 pm |
Sometimes I wonder when condoms are pre-tested is it really a machine or the boss seeing who is looking for a promotion?
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4/26/2008 3:35 pm |
Smart ass!!!!!!!!!! hugs larry
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4/26/2008 1:12 pm |
Ricky, too bad J&J doesn't make condoms. You & I could volunteer to let someone use us to test them for durability...especially the 'magnum' size.  Hugs, Clint Chat FOR Bloggers
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4/26/2008 1:09 pm |
We used to tell the newbies at work that the only difference between oral and rectal thermometers is the taste. I wonder....do J&J make dildos?  There is no 'dis' in my ability  Chat FOR Bloggers
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4/26/2008 12:44 pm |
 Good Thought Ricky !!!
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4/26/2008 12:31 pm |
So who checks the rectal thermometers for elephant use? Sounds like a job for super bottom!! Now we must all look for the closest J&J testing facilities to see if they need some experienced rectal thermometer testers. lol hugs Ricky nice images lol My Blog Art Link to Current Bloggers Birthday List Chat FOR Bloggers
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4/26/2008 12:20 pm |
Well what is the benefit package that comes with the job? Fortunately most days I LOVE my job! Thanks for the laugh Ricky! *~~~~Before Honor Is Humility~~~~* 
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4/26/2008 11:53 am |
i have to say you never worked at my last job. it was a hell hole. i mean a hell hole. i am so glad to be out of there. take care jim
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